Public School Paper Co.

Not Dysentery Card

Not Dysentery Card - Main image
$3.85 $5.5 In stock

Category: Cards

Cold and flu season is in full swing. We’re prepared for that. This card is perfect for all types of illness. And it is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

  • Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank Inside
  • Includes one blue envelope
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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      Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

      Matthew S. ★★★★★

      The A2 size is perfect for a quick note, and the blank inside gives me room to add a personal line. It’s the first card I’ve sent this season that actually made the recipient laugh out loud.

      Ellie E. ★★★★★

      Picked this up for my roommate who's been laid up with a nasty cold all week, and the blank inside gave me room to write a proper get-well note. The A2 size is just right for a short message without looking skimpy. She actually laughed, which is more than I can say for the soup I made her.

      Riley W. ★★★★★

      Was looking for a funny card for a sick friend and this one hit the mark. The 'Not Dysentery' joke is perfect for a cold – love that it's blank inside so I could add my own message. Good quality card stock too.

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