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Neurotoxins Card

Neurotoxins Card - Main image
$3.85 $5.5 In stock

Category: Cards

What is better than a close friend you ask? A close friend that also shares your love of smooth, tight skin and may or may not enjoy the benefit of neurotoxins. Don't worry, your secret to flawless skin and solid friendships is our little secret. ;)

  • Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank Inside
  • Includes one brown kraft envelope
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Alexander ★★★★★

My coworker snatched this out of my hands at the office, and the bold "toxins" line sums up our group chat perfectly. The card stock has a nice, sturdy feel that makes it worth keeping on the desk, not just tossing in a drawer.

Benjamin I. ★★★★★

My friend couldn't stop laughing when she opened this—the inside joke about neurotoxins was spot on. The card's paper has a nice, thick feel that makes it feel more like a gift than a gag.

Elizabeth ★★★★★

Sent this to my friend who's obsessed with her Botox appointments and she howled when she saw the "neurotoxins" line. The card stock is nice and sturdy, not flimsy like some gag cards. Perfect inside joke for anyone who appreciates a little cosmetic maintenance.

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