Public School Paper Co.

Maybe Swearing Would Help Card

Maybe Swearing Would Help Card - Main image
$3.96 $5.5 In stock

Category: Cards

Bad stuff happens. Swearing helps. You know what else helps? Laughing. And this card is sure to deliver some laughs to someone who needs them. Whether you send it to someone who's broken a bone, bruised their pride, or celebrated a milestone birthday, this card is sure to be a hit! In fact, this one can be used for so many occasions, you might want to stock up.

  • Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank Inside
  • Includes one brown kraft envelope
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Carter ★★★★★

My best friend just had surgery and this card was perfect—the swearing joke inside is exactly what she needed to laugh through the pain. The paper quality is nice and thick, not flimsy like some get-well cards.

David N. ★★★★★

My coworker's been having the worst week, so I grabbed this for her desk. The message is blunt enough that we both cracked up, but it still feels thoughtful for someone needing a laugh after a rough day.

Emma M. ★★★★★

Sent this to my sister after her car got rear-ended — she laughed out loud at the "bad stuff happens" line. The card's simple but the humor lands perfectly for any rough day.