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Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days - Card Deck

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$11.34 $18 In stock

We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

  • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
  • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
  • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
  • The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” 
  • Cards measure 3.5” x 5” 
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ryan U. ★★★★★

My anxiety was through the roof before a meeting, but grabbing a card from this deck gave me a quick laugh and a little boost. The cards have a nice, sturdy feel and the messages are just sarcastic enough to cut the tension. It's been a lifesaver on those days where nothing seems to go right.

David X. ★★★★★

Pulled one of these cards right before a nerve-wracking Zoom call and actually laughed out loud at the message. The card stock is thick and satisfying to hold. Perfect little pick-me-up for my desk drawer.

Evelyn ★★★★★

Kept these on my desk during a brutal week of back-to-back presentations, and pulling a random card between meetings actually made me laugh instead of spiral. The box is small enough to toss in a tote, so I've started carrying a few to work. Wound up buying two more as gifts.