Negative Patience Notepad

$5.04 $7 In stock

These funny notepads are perfect for keeping track of all the things you should do, but probably won't. They make great gifts for teachers and co-workers...and make sure you grab one for yourself.

Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
50 Sheets
Handmade

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Adam ★★★★★ Oct 21, 2026

Picked one up for my coworker’s birthday and we both ended up cracking up—the paper quality is actually nice enough to use with a fountain pen, which I didn’t expect. She’s already filled half the pages with sarcastic to-do lists.

William ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The "things you should do but probably won't" line got a real laugh out of me—it's basically my daily to-do list. I'm using mine at my desk and it's already made a couple coworkers smile.

Thomas G. ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

The paper has a nice weight to it, and the title makes me smile every time I grab a new page. I've already used half the pad just listing chores I'm going to ignore.