Public School Paper Co.

Cold Dead Heart Card

Cold Dead Heart Card - Main image
$3.96 $5.5 In stock

Category: Cards

Sometimes a normal thank you is not enough! Use our cold, dead heart thank you card to let someone know how much you appreciate that thing they did for you. After all, reaching to the bottom of your cold, dead heart to say thanks may just mean more and take more effort than your average thank you!

  • Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank Inside
  • Includes one pink envelope
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Owen ★★★★★

This card finally captures the perfect level of dark humor for thanking my brother for helping me move. The paper has a nice, thick quality that feels more substantial than a typical cheap greeting card.

Sophia ★★★★★

The sarcastic line on the front got a genuine laugh out of me before I even opened it, and the dark humor fits perfectly for a friend who’s always joking about their icy demeanor. It’s a fun, unexpected twist on a standard thank-you card.

Nicholas ★★★★★

My coworker covered three of my shifts last month and a plain thank you card felt way too soft, so this sarcastic one was perfect. The cardstock is thicker than I expected and the print quality is sharp. She laughed for a solid minute.

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