Public School Paper Co.

Be Mine, Dammit Card

Be Mine, Dammit Card - Main image
$3.47 $5.5 In stock

Category: Cards

When you're going for cute, but vaguely threatening, this is the card for you! Not all valentines have to be full of poetry and mushy sentiments! Say what you mean, no more, no less: Be Mine, Dammit!

  • Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank Inside
  • Includes one pink envelope
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Hazel X. ★★★★★

This card cracked me up the moment I pulled it out of the envelope — the “cute but vaguely threatening” vibe is spot on. The paper stock feels substantial and high-quality, not flimsy like some greeting cards. My partner laughed out loud at the blunt message.

Joseph ★★★★★

Sent this to my partner and they laughed out loud at the bold, direct text. The card stock is nice and sturdy, not flimsy at all, which made the message feel even more intentional.

Nicholas P. ★★★★☆

The inside text is just the right amount of blunt humor for my relationship, and the cardstock feels sturdy enough to mail without bending. Only reason I'm not giving five stars is the envelope was a bit plain for the sassy vibe of the card itself.

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