Public School Paper Co.

Holy Shit We're Still Married Card

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$4.13 $5.5 In stock

Category: Cards

This card was one of our original designs, and has been a best-seller ever since. Celebrate the fact that you're still together with this funny anniversary card. Making it through life's challenges with your significant other is an accomplishment worth celebrating! And chances are, you wouldn't have made it this far without a sense of humor!

  • Size A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Blank Inside
  • Includes one brown kraft envelope
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Timothy G. ★★★★★

I’ve been married five years now and this card perfectly captures the inside joke we have about making it to each anniversary. The simple but bold lettering on the front cracked my husband up as soon as he pulled it from the envelope.

Ella A. ★★★★★

My wife opened this card and immediately laughed out loud at the bold, honest headline—it's exactly the kind of humor we need after a decade of ups and downs. The card stock feels nice and sturdy, too, so it'll last as a keepsake.

Eli ★★★★★

The title alone made my husband snort before he even opened it. Card stock is thick enough that it doesn't flop over on the shelf, which I appreciate. Fourteen years in and this summed us up better than any sappy verse could.

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